英语经典小笑话：Dream 梦想

The school of agriculture s dean of admissions was (单向好友是什么意思？单向好友意思是：对方QQ好友列表里有你的QQ号，而你自己的QQ好友列表里，却没有显示对方QQ号。)interviewing a prospective student. Why have you chosen this career? he asked.

I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father, the student replied.

Your father made a million dollars in farming? echoed the impressed dean.

No, replied the applicant. But he always dreamed of it.

农校的招生办主任在面试一个上线的学生， 你为何要选择这个职业? 他问。 我梦想以经营农场来赚一百万元，就像我父亲一样。 这个学生回答说。 你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元? 主任惊诧地问道。

没有， 这位申请人回答道， 他总是梦想着赚到这个数目。

英语经典小笑话：Wedding or Not

Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

Upon his return he exclaimed, Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They re all widows now!

弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过很多女孩，但 从不过热----见好就收 。一天他突发奇想，决定四处走走，去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。

他回来即叹道： 嘘!谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了!

英语经典小笑话：A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃

A boy cried to his mother, All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.

Don t listen to them, his mother said, You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes.

Where is the shopping bag?

I haven t got one-use your hat.

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道： 他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。 别听他们的， 他母亲安慰道， 你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。

购物袋在哪儿?

没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。

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